Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Second version from Jacksing, by Sharkey Ward)

Last night I stayed up late and masturbated, It felt so good, I knew it would. Last night I stayed up late to masturbate, It felt so nice, I did it twice. You should have seen me on the short strokes, It felt so grand, I used my hand, And you should have seen me on the long strokes, It felt so neat, I used my feet. Shake it, break it, beat it on the floor, Smash it, bash it, thrust it through the door, Some people seem to think that fornication’s grand, But for all-around enjoyment, I prefer to use my hand!

Next door, she laid and masturbated, It did her good, she knew it would. All night, the bed springs they vibrated, She thinks it’s canny, to rub her fanny. You should have seen her on the short strokes, It felt so grand, she used her hand. You should have seen her on the long strokes, Around and round, and up and down. Eased it, teased it, slid along the floor, Rubbed it, scrubbed it, tickled it to the core. Some people say that being fucked is very grand, But for personal enjoyment, she would rather use her hand.