Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Song to a male)

Masturbation, He Loves masturbation Masturbation, I’ts what he loves to do First He’ll use his right hand Then He’ll use his left hand Right hand Left hand Right hand Left hand Masturbation, I’ts what he’d rather do. So drink it down down down down…

(Song to a female)

Masturbation, we Love masturbation Masturbation, I’ts what we love to do First We’ll use our right hand Then We’ll use our left hand Right hand Left hand Right hand Left hand Masturbation, While thinking about you. So drink it down down down down…