Lyrics

The hash trails that they lay here, they say are mighty fine, They told us it was 5 miles, it seemed like twenty-nine.

CHORUS: Oh, I don’t want no more of Hashing Life.. Gee, Hare, I want to go, but they won’t let me go; Gee, Hare, I want to go on-in

The hares that they have here, they say are mighty fine, But when you get up close to them, they empty your beer stein.

The girls in Rocket Shitty Hash, they say are mighty fine, You ask them for a BlowJob, they demand a 69.

The beer that they have here, they say is mighty fine, They fill you up on Dirt Cheap, at Six dollars, Ninety-nine.

The hash food that they serve you, they say is mighty fine When Whining Bitch tasted it, he began to Whine.

The pasta that they serve you, they say is mighty fine They rinse it the toilet and drain it on the line.

The down-downs they reward you, they say are mighty fine It’s good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.

The women that we cum with, they say are mighty fine But whoever said this has never cum with mine.

The songs that they sing here are the best that they can get Smoking Wiener wrote a new verse, it’s the filthiest one yet.