Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

From the songbook of the 43rd Tactical Fighter Squadron, Elmendorf A.F.B., Alaska

I went to Seoul City, and there met Miss Lee, She said for a short time, oh come sleep with me. We went to Lee’s hoochie, a room with hot floors, I left my shoes outside, and slid shut the door.

She took off her long johns, and rolled out the pad, I gave her ten thousand, ‘twas all that I had. Her breath smelt of kimchee, her bosoms were flat, No hair on her pussy, now how about that?

I asked to go benjo, she led me outside, I reached for Old Smokey, he crawled back inside. I rushed to the medics, cried “What shall I do?” The doc was dumbfounded, Old Smokey was blue.

Now when you’re in Seoul City, on your next three-day pass, Don’t go to Lee’s hoochie, sit flat on your ass. Now your ass may get blistered, and Lee may tempt you, But better the red ass, then Old Smokey blue.