Mister Blue Balls
Tune: Zip-a-dee-do-dah
Down-Down Universal Explicit
Source: Athens Hash House Harriers
Lyrics
Zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-day, My oh my, what a miserable lay. Haring is great but, beerings the best, Time for your down-down, put the ice on the chest.
Slap your ass cheeks ‘round that ice hole, It’s a fact, it’s irrefutable, it’s cold right on your pubicals.
Zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-day, Down-downs are better than your miserable lay.
Mr. Blue Balls formed an icicle, He’s all cold and furry too, better find something to screw.
Oh zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-day, Hope you like ice, ‘cause that’s where you’ll stay.
When It’s Sung
A good song for calling the hares to the ice.