Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I was running with the HASH on Halloween night, When my eyes beheld an eerie sight, Poofters and Short Cutters began to arrive, And suddenly, to my surprise, They did the HASH - They did the Monster HASH, The Monster HASH - It was a graveyard HASH, They did the HASH - They caught on in a flash, They did the HASH - They did the Monster HASH.

From knee deep shiggy in the swamp that’s east, To wading through the creek where the leeches feast, The poofters all came when they heard the news, They could get some mud on their running shoes.

And do the HASH - And do the Monster HASH, The monster HASH - And do the graveyard HASH, To do the HASH - They caught on in a flash, To do the HASH - To do the Monster HASH.

The trail was dark, the hares were not to be found, Igor unchained was running with the hounds, The local cops were about to arrive, With orders to take Hashers DEAD or ALIVE!

The Hashers were having fun - in-a-shoop-wha-ooo, The party had just begun - in-a-shoop-wha-ooo, The guests included Wolf Man - in-a-shoop-wha-ooo, Dracula and his son.

Out from his pickup the Tyrant’s voice did ring, It seems he was worried ‘bout just one thing, Opened the door and shook his fist, and said, “Whatever hoppened to those running club wimps?”

They did the HASH - They did the Monster HASH, The Monster HASH - It was a graveyard HASH, They did the HASH - They caught on in a flash, They did the HASH - They did the Monster HASH.

Now everything’s cool, we found all of the pack, And the Monster HASH, it will be coming back, For you, the sober, this HASH was meant, too, When you come On In, tell them Boris sent you. And you can HASH - And you can Monster HASH, The monster HASH - And do the graveyard HASH, And you can HASH - You’ll catch on in a flash, Then you can HASH - Then you can Monster HASH.

IGOR: Mmmm…hash goooood! Hash goood! BORIS: Down Igor, you impetuous young boy. IGOR: Hash goooood …