Lyrics

By Spaceman, Buffalo HHH

CHORUS: A nice cold beer, How sweet it sounds. To save a drunk like me. (stop, drink a beer, catch your breath and resume)

I finished 1, but I’m not done, More beer, More beer, More beer.

I love my wife, I love my beer. But if I had to choose. My dear old wife, who I love with my life, Would most undoubtedly lose.

(CHORUS)

I finished off 2, but I’m not through, More beer, More beer, More beer.

I love my truck, I love my beer But if I had to choose, I’d sell my 4X4, Of which I do adore. For beer I’d walk to the store.

(CHORUS)

I finished off 3, now I have to pee More beer, More beer, More beer.

I love to fuck, I love my beer but If I had to choose It’s beer for me, unless her pussy, tastes like more beer, more beer.

(CHORUS)

I finished off 4, but still want more, More beer, More beer, More beer.

I love my dog, I love my beer, but if I had to choose, I sell my pet, to the vet, A dog for beer more beer.

(CHORUS)

I finished off 5, I’m still alive, More beer, More beer, More beer.

I love my MOM, I love my beer but If I had to choose, That drunken whore, It’s me she bore, Still I choose more beer more beer.

(CHORUS)

I finished off 6, I’ve had my fix, (Or: “still need my fix”…to con’t song!) Now you all must drink more beer.

(More verses from Nature Boy, Cleveland H4)

I love my house, I love my beer But if I had to choose My house might might burn down, But I could still pound More beer, more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 7, not yet to 11 More beer, more beer, more beer

I love my guns, I love my beer But if I had to choose If my aim is bad, then I’m still glad To have more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 8, it’s not to late To drink more beer, more beer

I love fishing, I love my beer But if I had to choose If I lost my line, I wouldn’t whine I’d drink more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 9, I’m feeling fine More beer, more beer, more beer

I love NASCAR, I love my beer But if I had to choose If I lost the race, I’d get shit-faced More beer, more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 10, Don’t know when to say when More beer, more beer, more beer

I love my porch, I love my beer But if I had to choose My rocking chair, won’t always be there So I count on beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 11, but I’m still getting More beer, more beer, more beer

I love my tools, I love my beer But if I had to choose If my power-drill exploded, I’d go get loaded On beer, more beer, more beer

(CHORUS) I just had 12, from off my shelf More beer, more beer, more beer

As you can tell, I love my beer I’m such a drunk, you see? When I fall down, you can drink my next round More beer, more beer, more beer!!

(Additional verses by Annabelle)

I love the Queen, I love my beer But if I had to choose The royal family I’d slaughter, for wheat, hops and water More beer more beer more beer

I love my husband, I love my beer But if I had to choose I’d take half his money, and say goodbye honey More beer more beer more beer

I love my car, I love my beer But if I had to choose I’d dump my car, In Exeter (or, and head to the bar) More beer more beer more beer