Lyrics

Contributed by Dennis “Mu-Sick” Gill, Ft Walton Beach HHH, Florida

Dashing down the road, With a cooler full of pies, It’s a heavy load, But it’s for us guys.

CHORUS: Oh, Morgan’s pies, Morgan’s pies, Morgan, you’re a dick. When we eat your fucking pies, We gety fucking sick.

I ate a Morgan pie, A down-down I did do, Now I’ve got that fucking pie, Caked upon my shoe.

His moped has arrived, Fiesta time is right, What fun it is to eat and puke, Some Morgan’s putrid pies.

We sing this little song, We sing it just for you, Now we think it’s only right, That you should eat one too.