MOSHI MOSHI ANO NE

Tune: London Bridge is Falling Down

General Circle Universal Explicit

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by John Patrick Note: this song is used when hashers make or take cell phone calls in the circle

Moshi moshi,Ano ne, Ano ne, ano ne, Moshi Moshi, Ano ne, Asshole desu ka. Drink It Down Down Down …

English translation:

Hello (answering phone), ummmummm, ummmHello, ummmAre you an asshole?Drink it Down Down Down …

NAMING CEREMONY Contributed by Stray Dog

RA: Prostrate yourself before your fellow hashers. (Hasher kneels or lies prostrate on the ground in accordance with local custom, with assistance from mismanagement as necessary) RA: Before you are initiated into the fold and bestowed the holy Hash Name, what have you to say for yourself. Hasher: I’m not worthy. RA: (reads verses)

  1. In the beginning was the Hash, and the Hash was with Beer and the Hash was Beer.
  2. The same was in the beginning with Gispert.
  3. The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Hash, that all men through him might believe.
  4. And when he was baptized, went straight up and received the Down- Down.
  5. And lo a voice from heaven, saying, this is my beloved hasher in whom I am well pleased.
  6. Not by the works of righteousness we have done, but according to the mercy of the Pack are you saved, by washing of regeneration, and renewing of the holy Thirst.
  7. Therefore if any person be in the Hash, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things become new.
  8. Likewise reckon ye also yourselves to be dead indeed as a competitor, but alive as a member of the Pack, to boldly go forth on the trail and pursue the Holy Hash Beer. (RA grasps the bag of hash and sprinkles it on the Hasher) RA: I baptize you in the name of Gispert and all other great hashers who came before you. (RA sprinkles beer on the Hasher) RA: Your friends have gotten together and chosen your name and you will hereafter be known as ____________. (As local tradition dictates, the rest of the pack may be issued flour and beer to further ‘baptize’ the hasher) RA: Rise and cleanse thy soul. (The hasher is handed a beer and does a down-down in accordance with the traditions of the hash)
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