Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Guamarhea Balls, Corpus Christi Bay Area Larrikins HHH

Bowels movin’ movin’ movin, My stomach’s disaprovin’ My anus started droolin’ … Mud Pie! Don’t know why we ate ‘em, Eggs, flour, salsa, bacon, Seemed like a good plan at the time. My sphincter’s percolatin’ There’s no time for debatin’, Debatin’ the Taqueria’s crime.

Pinch it off, hold it in, Pinch it off, hold it in, Pinch it off, hold it in … Mud Pie! Pinch it off, hold it in, Hold it in, pinch it off, Tighten up, hold it in … Mud Pie!

It’s swollen, swollen, swollen, Why’s my ass so swollen? I think I see my colon … outside! My ass is palpitatin’ That turd is tired of waitin’ Waitin’ for that magic toilet ride. All my muscles tighten, That natural urge I’m fightin’ To try and keep the turtle’s head inside.

Pinch it off, hold it in, Pinch it off, hold it in, Pinch it off, hold it in … Mud Pie!”