Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Take turns leading verses)

Leader: I am the music man and I come from down your way, and I can play … Pack: What can you play? Leader: I can play the viola.

CHORUS (SINGING & MOTIONS): Oh, the vio-vio-vio-la, vio-la, vio-la, vio-vio-vio-la, vio-vio-la.

Leader: I am the music man and I come from down your way, and I can play … Pack: What can you play? Leader: I can play the piano.

SECOND CHORUS: Oh, the pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no, pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no, Vio-vio-vio-la, vio-la, vio-la, vio-vio-vio-la, vio-vio-la.

OTHER INSTRUMENTS: Trom-bone, French Horn, Cym-balls, Pica-low, Sexa-phone, Big Bass Drum, Boss’ Knob, Shit House Door, Natalie Wood, Michael Jackson, Grace Kelly, Pope John Paul, etc …