MY BIG BANANA (I)
Tune: Daylight Come and I Want to Go Home
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Lyrics by Cracker, Ankara HHH
I said to my girl, “What are ya’ doin’ tomorrow?” Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home. Would you like to go on the Hash in ________? Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home.
So, I picked her up in my little auto. Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home. She sure looked pretty, I said “Oh mama.” Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home.
CHORUS: Daaaaaaeeeoh, daaaaaaeeeeoh, Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home.
But this is where my troubles began-ah. Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home. That’s when she spotted my big banana. Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home.
She leaned over and grabbed my banana. Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home. Peeled back the skin - eyes like a piranha. Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home.
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I said, “Oh no, not my prize banana!” Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home. But she bit off the top in a violent manner. Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home.
Now, I’ve got just a little banana. Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home. And that’s the end of my family planner. Run the Hash cos’ I wanna go home.
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