Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Hazukashii, Yongsan HHH (take turns leading verses)

LEADER: Well, my father is an Army Colonel. ALL: So what do you think about that? He wears a colonel’s raincoat, He wears a colonel’s hat, He wears a colonel’s collar, He wears a colonel’s shoes, And when he gets home on Friday night … LEADER: He plays with his privates. ALL: And some day, if I can, I’m gonna grow up just like my old man.

VERSES: Confectioner … He packs fudge. Organ Grinder … He spanks his monkey. Farmer … He chokes his chicken. Butcher … He plays with his meat. Navy Captain … He inspects his seamen.