Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

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My girl’s a vegetable, she lives in a hospital, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive. She has no arms or legs, she looks like a pony keg I’d do most anything, to keep her alive.

She’s got a new TV, they call it an EKG, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive. Her EKG it does not rise, but she still spreads her thighs, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive.

My girl has long blond hair, it’s in patches here and there , I’d do most anything, to keep her alive. She can’t get out of bed, still, she can give me head, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive.

She’s got no arms or legs, she’s got two wooden pegs, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive. I’m always guaranteed a blow, because she can’t say no, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive.

She has no feet or hands, her head’s connected with rubber bands, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive. She might not live the night, that means that she won’t fight, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive.

My girl lives in an iron lung, but she can still give real good tongue, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive. My girl has leprosy, parts always stick to me, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive.

My girl had a tracheotomy, so she can breathe while she’s blowing me, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive. My girl’s in a constant spasm, that’s how she gives me orgasm, I’d do most anything, to keep her alive.