MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

One night in gay Par-ee, I paid five francs to see A big fat French lady, Tattooed from head to knee. And on her jaw was a British man-of-war, And on her back was a Union Jack, So I paid five francs more, And running up and down her spine Was the Bangkok Hash in line, And on her lily-white bum Was a picture of the rising sun, And on her fanny Was Al Jolson singing Mammy, How I loves her, how I loves her, How I loves my mother-in-law.

I loves my mother-in-law, She’s nothing but a dirty old whore, She nags me day and night, And I can’t do fuck-all right, She’s coming home today, But I hope she stays away, Now isn’t it a pity, She’s only one titty, And she’s in the family way. Last night I greased the stairs, Put thumbtacks on the chairs, I hope she breaks her back, Because I do love wearing black.

She drinks all my brandy, And makes my dog feel randy, How I loves her, how I loves her, How I loves my mother-in-law.