Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Perv verses by Flying Booger

My name is Jack (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I’m a necrophiliac (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I fucks dead wimmen (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), And I fills ‘em full of jism. I get frustrated (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), When they’re cremated (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Cause try as I must (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I can’t fuck dust!

Each time I pass a cemetery gate, I whip it out and masturbate.

My name is Judy (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), My favorite stiff’s a beauty (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Though his pecker’s soft and thin (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I find his femur slips right in. Most girls like their guys aware (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Me, I prefer Joe’s lifeless stare (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Don’t you call me a ghoul (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Just ‘cause my Joe’s real cool!

Each time I pass the mortuary gate, My vagina starts to lubricate.

My name is Phil (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I likes my wimmen still (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I whack off in (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), An occupied coffin. I love wrinkly wimmen (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Who are over sixty-five (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Especially if they died (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), At twenty-five! Each day I try to copulate, With my favorite deceased mate.

My name is Mary (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I met my lover through an obituary (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), So what if he’s dead (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), At least he doesn’t fart in bed. I like his leathery skin (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I can poke it with a pin (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), And when the worms come out his butt (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I feed them to the mutt!

Every time I see a crematory urn, My genitals begin to burn.

My name is Ron (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I get a hard-on (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), When I see a redhead (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Who’s deader than dead. You don’t polka or waltz (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), With a girl with no pulse (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I like my wimmen old (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I prefer my wimmen cold!

Each time I pass a mausoleum, My shorts fill up with creaum.

My name is Denise (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), My man is deceased (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I think it’s wise (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), To love a man who’s demised. I broke into his tomb (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Took him home to my room (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), My mother Doris (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Admires his rigor mortis!

Each time I pass the old graveyard, I find my nipples getting hard.

My name is Mitch (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), And I dig a wealthy bitch (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Not because she’s really rich (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), But ‘cause she’s in a six-foot ditch. Most like their ladies hot (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I rather fancy not (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Just in case you have forgotten (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I prefer my wimmen rotten!

Each time I pass a funeral pyre, My libido catches fire.

My name is Gertrude (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Now you may think this rather rude (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), But I don’t find it crude (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), To go down on a dead dude. He won’t come in my mouth (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), His sex drive has gone south (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), He won’t take my money (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), And he’ll never call me Honey!

Each time I hear a funeral dirge, I get the old carnal urge.

My name is Paul (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), My girl doesn’t move at all (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), It’s not that she’s frigid (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), It’s ‘cause she’s rigid. Most like their wimmen quick (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Personally, the thought makes me sick (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I fairly dread (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Sleeping with the Undead!

Every time I see a hearse, My akey-breaky balls ache worse.

My name is Mary Beth (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I’m actually into death (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Once they’re dead I don’t get high (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I want them AS they die. As they start to come (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I crush their windpipes with my thumb (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), When my lovers have death spasms (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I enjoy multiple orgasms!

Each time I pass a burial plot, It stimulates my G-spot.

My name is Earl (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Some people think I’m quite a churl (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I once exhumed a little girl (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I love the way her toenails curl. I take satisfaction (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), In advanced putrefaction (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Her toothy grin and concave cheek (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Her sexy decomposing reek!

Each time I pass a funeral wake, I grow a monster one-eyed snake.

My name is Monique (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I’m a necro-lesbian freak (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I love vaginal cavities (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Of expired celebrities. Once in a very lusty mood (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I dug up Natalie Wood (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I used a casket hoist (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), And found her still delectably moist!

When I visit memorial parks, My pussy starts emitting sparks.

My name is Brucie (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I’m weird and fey and swishy (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), My lover once was hetero (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), But in death he’s my special homo. I used to like to fist him (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I could get my whole hand in (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), But now he’s overused (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), His rotting bum is simply huge!

Each time I pass a sarcophagus, I’m seized with homosexual lust.

My name is Manfred (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Sheep are so hot when they’re dead (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), I hit and killed one on the road (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), And I shot off a mother-load. I keep my decomposing lambkin (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), Its starting to lose a lot of skin (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), There’s parts where you can see its skeleton (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum), And other parts I like to put my tongue in!

Every time I pass a farm, My skivvies fill with juices warm.