Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Oh, my sister Lily is a whore in Picadilly, And my mother is another in the Strand. My father flogs his arsehole ‘round the Elephant and Castle, We’re the finest fucking family in the land.

There’s a man deep in a dungeon, With his hand upon his truncheon, And the shadow of his prick upon the wall. And the ladies as they pass, Stick their hatpins up his arse, And the little mice play billiards with his balls.

There’s a little green urinal, To the north of Waterloo, And another a little farther up. There’s a member of our school, Playing tunes upon his tool, While the passers-by put pennies in his cup.

Have you met my Uncle Hector, He’s a cock and ball inspector, At a celebrated public school. And my brother sells French letters, And a patent cure for wetters, We’re not the best of families, ain’t it cool.