MY SOMBRERO
Tune: Mexican Hat Dance (Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
From Jacksing, by Sharkey Ward
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the winda, All over my favorite sombrero, I said, “You fat twat, you pissed on my hat,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care O.”
Aye, aye, aye, aye, me and my soggy sombrero, I said, “You fat twat you just pissed on my hat,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care O.”
My sister Margarita, she come all excreta, And shit in my bessy sombrero, I said, “You fat twat, you shit in my hat,” She said, “I don’t give a fuck-er-O.”
Aye, aye, aye, aye, me and my shitty sombrero, I said, “You fat twat, you just shat in my hat,” She said, “I don’t give a fuck-er-O.”
My girlfriend Maria, she’s got gonorrhea, She gave it to me, amigo, I said, “You fat twat, you gave me the clap,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care O.”
Aye, aye, aye, aye, me and my blobby dickero, I said, “You fat twat, you just gave me the clap,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care O.”