MY SOMBRERO

Tune: Mexican Hat Dance (Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay)

General Circle Universal Explicit

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

From Jacksing, by Sharkey Ward

My sister Belinda, she pissed out the winda, All over my favorite sombrero, I said, “You fat twat, you pissed on my hat,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care O.”

Aye, aye, aye, aye, me and my soggy sombrero, I said, “You fat twat you just pissed on my hat,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care O.”

My sister Margarita, she come all excreta, And shit in my bessy sombrero, I said, “You fat twat, you shit in my hat,” She said, “I don’t give a fuck-er-O.”

Aye, aye, aye, aye, me and my shitty sombrero, I said, “You fat twat, you just shat in my hat,” She said, “I don’t give a fuck-er-O.”

My girlfriend Maria, she’s got gonorrhea, She gave it to me, amigo, I said, “You fat twat, you gave me the clap,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care O.”

Aye, aye, aye, aye, me and my blobby dickero, I said, “You fat twat, you just gave me the clap,” She said, “I don’t fucking well care O.”

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