NECROPHILIA'S BEST

Tune: Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Boys

General Circle Universal Explicit

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Yet another perverse variation of Bestiality’s Best, contributed by (who else?) Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

CHORUS: Necrophilia’s best, boys, Necrophilia’s best - FUCK A CADAVER! Necrophilia’s best, boys, Necrophilia’s best.

Give head to the dead, girls Give head to the dead - NECROPHILIA! Give head to the dead, girls, Give head to the dead, ‘cause …

OTHER VERSES: Do it lots ‘fore she rots, boys Fuck her defunct cunt, boys Get down and dirty with Jackie, OH!, boys Do your boffin’ in a coffin, mates Plant your pelvis on Elvis, girls Rub your slit on Sonny Stitt, girls Suck the dong of Mao Tse-Tung, girls Sink your cable in Betty Grable, boys Go to bed with the dead, Fred Use the staff of a stiff, girls Grunt and strain with Kurt Cobain, girls The best of course is a corpse, boys Can Nixon still get his Dick in, girls? Suck some decomposed toes, girls Stroke her hips in a crypt, boys Get some authentic skull, mates Jack off on old Jackie, boys Shoo the flies off her thighs, guys Shoot some creum in a mausoleum, boys Pinch your nipples hard in the graveyard, girls That Kim Il Sung is sure hung, girls

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