NONE IS BIGGER THAN MINE

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Three old whores from Baltimore Were drinking sherry wine, And one of them says to the other two, “None is bigger than mine.”

CHORUS: So haul on the sheets me hearties, Sprinkle the decks with brine, Bend to the oars, you lousy whores, None is bigger than mine.

“You’re a liar,” said the second old whore, “Mine’s as big as the sea. The ships sail in and the ships sail out, With nary a tickle to me.”

“You’re a liar,” said the third old whore, “I’ve had me a thousand men. There’s some go by and there’s some go in, And there’s some what never come out again.”

“You’re both liars,” said the first old whore, “Mine’s as big as the air. Why the sun could set in the crack of my cunt, And never burn a pubic hair.”