O HARRIETTE
Tune: O Tannenbaum
General Circle Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Composed by Splat, East Bay HHH
O Harriette, O Harrietet,As all the guys will witness:O Harriette, O Harriette,You fill our pants with stiffness!You are so lovely, you break our hearts,But you sure do swell our other parts!O Harriette, O Harriette, You fill our pants with stiffness! O Harriette, O Harriette,She’s the model of fitness.O Harriette, O Harriette,You fill our pants with stiffness!You need a kiss? Well, that’s all right.Just don’t ask Thurston, what a fright!O Harriette, O Harriette, You fill our pants with stiffness!