Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Cockshot, Corpus Christi HHH

Two hashers GUAM and TWAT were drinking by a ditch One called the other one a dirty Son-of-a- HARELIP DOG had a dog and what a dog was he He gave it to BLUE BALLS to keep him company He taught it, he taught it, he taught it how to jump It jumped right up CHEMO’s underwear and bit him on the COCKSHOT, tell you what, put beer in your glass If you don’t like my story- you can kiss my Ask me no questions I’ll tell you no lies, If you ever get hit with a bucket of shit, Be sure to close your eyes!