ONLY REAL MEN RUN THE SOUTHSIDE
Tune: Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
By Malibog, Angeles City HHH
Lacy things, have gone missing, Didn’t ask her permission, They’re wearing her clothes, her silk panty-hose, And running ‘round in womens’ underwear.
CHORUS: Okay guys, if you wanna, You can dress like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, make a SouthSide parade, Go running ‘round in womens’ underwear.
On ET, there is a teddy, Little straps, like spaghetti, It hugs him real tight like Primo’s handcuffs at night, He’s running ‘round in womens’ underwear.
The SouthSide GM, he’s a fancy fella, He likes to put them onto auto-pay, About blokes in dresses - he says “No way! “But running in your high heels, that’s Okay.”
Over the hills, see them coming, SouthSide Hashers are running, Dressed up like Bo-Peep, cause they’re all into sheep, And running ‘round in womens’ underwear.
On SouthSide Hash, there’s a guy called Panda, He likes to pretend that he’s not gay, He says, “Are you ready?” We say, “No way! Well - do you think these shoes will be okay?”
Come and join SouthSide Hashers, They don’t mind if you’re flashers, They’ll dress you all up, put on a “B” cup, And run around in womens’ underwear.
(Slower) For they’re not adverse, To dressing reverse, And running ‘round in womens’ underwear.