Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Access Denied, Maryland Dirt Road HHH

Over the river and through the woods, Down the hashing trail we go; This trail really sucks, The pack’s out of luck, Why are we in Mexico? Over the river and through the woods, Down the hashing trail we go; If we find the hare, We’ll strip him all bare, And into the creek he will go!

Over the river and through the woods, Down the hashing trail we go; If we find the On-In, The Down-Downs begin, A singin’ and drinkin’ show. Over the river and through the woods, Down the hashing trail we go; We’ll pass ‘round the jug, And fill up our mug, As the beer and the whisky flow.

Over the river and through the woods, Down the hashing trail we go; I asked her for sex, She said I was next, After Larry, Curley and Moe. Over the river and through the woods, Down the hashing trail we go; She wanted a bed, I asked for some head, She obliged me with a blow.

Over the river and through the woods, Down the hashing trail we go; I tripped on a rock, And busted my cock, It needs Viagra to grow. Over the river and through the woods, Down the hashing trail we go; When you can’t have sex, And your girl is your ex, Give your thumb and fingers a go.