PIRATE DITTY
Tune: None (this is a chant, with a fast, steady beat)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Composed by Thar She Blows, Phoenix Wrong Way HHH
Aye, me name is Joe, And I work on a ship with cutlery, Got a wife, three kids, all brats, And the Cap’n he says to me, He says, Joe, arrrrr ye busy? I says, No. He says, Then stab this sailor with your right hand.
Aye, me name is Joe, And I work on a ship with cutlery, Got a wife, three kids, all brats, And the Cap’n he says to me, He says, Joe, arrrrr ye busy? I says, No. He says, Then stab this sailor with your left hand.
Aye, me name is Joe, And I work on a ship with cutlery, Got a wife, three kids, all brats, And the Cap’n he says to me, He says, Joe, arrrrr ye busy? I says, No. He says, Then kick this sailor with your right foot.
Aye, me name is Joe, And I work on a ship with cutlery, Got a wife, three kids, all brats, And the Cap’n he says to me, He says, Joe, arrrrr ye busy? I says, No. He says, Then kick this sailor with your left foot.
Aye, me name is Joe, And I work on a ship with cutlery, Got a wife, three kids, all brats, And the Cap’n he says to me, He says, Joe, arrrrr ye busy? I says, No. He says, Then kill this sailor with your teeth.
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