Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Neptunus, The Hague HHH

And now, the beer is near And so I’ll face the golden fluid My friend, I’ll say it clear Without the beer, I wouldn’t be here

I’ve tried low alcohol beer But then I’ve been on every highway But more, much more than this I didn’t get pissed

Regrets, I’ve had so many So then again, back to the real booze I’ll do what hashers do And carry this load on my shoulders

I’ll drink each brand of beer Until it makes me feel quite queer But more, much more than this, I like to be pissed

Yes there were times, I’m sure you knew When I drank more than I should do But thru it all, even be-ing sick I drank it all and spit it out I faced the toilet And I stood tall And regretted be-ing pissed

I laughed, but then I cried Because there isn’t any beer left And now, I realize I didn’t find it so amusing

To think, I drank all that And may I say, “Not in a shy way” Oh no, oh not me, I want to be pissed

For what is a hasher Without a beer If there is none Then he stays sober He’ll say the things he truly feels And not the slime, just to get laid

The harriettes know and make sure A harrier stays pissed.