Lyrics

Some verses by Flying Booger Flatulence verses by S&M&M&M&M Man

Pregnancy, There’s a shotgun hanging over me, Why has this bulge got to be, I should have used one, silly me.

CHORUS: Why I had to come, I don’t know, she wouldn’t blow, I did something wrong, Now I long for birth control, ol, ol, ol …

Birth control, It’s the only way to save my soul, Since I put it in my girlfriend’s hole, Now I believe in birth control.

Syphilis, Feels like razors every time I piss, Who the hell’s to blame for this, It’s agony, this syphilis.

CHORUS: How I got that sore, I didn’t know, she was a whore. I was indiscreet, Now I’ve got infected meat, eat, eat, eat …

Syphilis, Chancre sores and spots upon my skin, I never should have stuck it in, Now I will die of syphilis.

Leprosy, Bits and pieces falling off of me, I’m not half the man I used to be, Since I acquired leprosy.

CHORUS: Why things fall away, I don’t know, no one will say. When I solve hash trail, It’s my parts that point the way, ay, ay, ay …

Leprosy, Stumps for toes and fingers, woe is me, There goes my dick, how will I pee? Quite messily, with leprosy.

Flatulance. Smelly gassers, it really makes them wince, It is ruining my existence, I can not be rid of this flatulance.

Why the smell it grows From my hole, it’s gonna blow, There’s a stain in my pants, Now I long for Bea- no, o, o, o

Bea - no. It’s the only way to cleasne my hole, Since I ate those nachos and tacos, Now I believe in Bea - no.