PUBIC HAIRS!

Tune: Baby Face

General Circle Universal

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Wispy down or normal bush or Brillo Pad, I’m raving ‘bout my baby’s little thatch, Pretty little curlies here and curlies there, Don’t want to live without them, I love them, goodness knows, I wrote a song about them, and here’s the way it goes:

Pubic hairs! You’ve got the cutest little pubic hairs, There’s no one else on earth who can compare, Pubic hairs! Clitoris or vagina, nothing could be finer than those Pubic hairs! I’m up in heaven when I’m in your underwear, I didn’t need a shove, to take a mouthful of, Those pretty pubic hairs!

Pubic hairs! You’ve got the cutest little pubic hairs, There’s not another one who’s half as fair, Pubic hairs! My poor heart is jumpin’, you sure have started somethin’ with those Pubic hairs! I’m up in heaven when I’m in between your thighs! I didn’t need a shove, ‘cause I just fell in love With your pretty pubic hairs!

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