PUSSY CAT SONG
Tune: ???
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Zippy (copyrighted material)
My pussy cat, at my back door, Scratched so long my pussy got sore, Sore pussy. Sore pussy. Just a friendly little cat.
My pussy cat playing in the back lot, Played so hard my pussy got hot. Hot pussy. Sore, hot pussy. Just a friendly little cat.
My pussy cat sittin’ on the front steps. It began to rain and my pussy got wet. Wet pussy. Sore, hot, wet pussy. Just a friendly little cat.
My pussy cat rocking in a chair, Rocked so long it lost all it’s hair. Bald pussy. Sore, hot, wet, bald pussy. Just a friendly little cat.
My neighbor stole my pussy cat away from me, But I went and set my pussy free. Free pussy. Sore, hot, wet, bald, free pussy. Just a friendly little cat.
My pussy cat ran on this trail, Got covered in mud from head to tail. Stanky pussy. Sore, hot, wet, bald, free, skanky pussy. Just a friendly little cat.