RHODE ISLAND RED
Tune: Itself
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
From Jacksing, by Sharkey Ward
Has anybody seen my cock, My big Rhode Island Red? He’s mostly pink, with a little bit of blue, And he’s purple on his head (Gor Blimey). He stands straight up in the morning, And he gives me wife a shock, Has anybody seen, anybody seen, Anybody, anybody seen my cock?
He’s a right big-headed little upstart, The best you’ve ever seen. He could have got gonorrhea, Instead he got gangrene. He should have worn a condom, But the silly sod forgot, Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, Has anybody seen my cock?