Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Porno Pretzel, Emerald Coast HHH; contributed by M.I.A.

Rubber dickie, you’re the one, You make bedtime so much fun, Rubber dickie, I’m awfully fond of you (boop boop a doo).

Rubber dickie, toy of toys, When you’re in me I make noise, Rubber dickie, you’re my very best friend, it’s true.

Every day when I make my way to my beddie, I find my rubber dickie is always charged up and ready, I like to wear my teddy.

Rubber dickie, you’re so fine, And I’m happy that you are mine, Rubber dickie, I’m awfully fond of … Rubber dickie, you’re the magical wand of … Rubber dickie, you’re the one that I love in me.