Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Catwoman, Dayton HHH

Rubber dildo, you’re the one, You make showers lots of fun. Rubber dildo I’m awfully fond of you. Boob boop e doo.

Rubber dildo, shaft of joy, You’re a woman’s favorite toy. Rubber dildo you’re my very best friend it’s true. Ooh, ooh ah ooh.

Every night when I Stat to play with my buddy I am so, doggone happy that I’m not stuck with a buddy. Rub a dub dubby.

Rubber Dildo, you’re so fine I’m so thankful that you’re mine Rubber Dildo I think I’m in love with you.

(With feeling) Rubber Dildo, you’re so fine, I’m so thankful that you’re mine. Rubber dildo I think I’m in love with, Rubber dildo I’d like a whole drawer of, Rubber dildo I think I’m in love with you.