Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Rudolph the red-knobbed reindeer, Had a very smelly cock, And if you ever saw it, You would prob’ly die of shock. His foreskin was full of maggots, Had blisters, pox and clap, He had no hope of shagging, He was a very sorry chap. Then one frosty Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, “You red knob is an awful sight, Please don’t pull my sleigh tonight.” Rudolph he was so unhappy, So far away did he trot, Rudolph enjoyed jerking off in, Everybody’s chimney pot.