Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why, Santa Claus is dead.

SANTA LIMERICKS By Flying Booger

That jolly old fattie, Saint Nick, Felt a great need to go dip his wick, So he buggered poor Vixen, Two elves, and then Blitzen, With jingle bells tied to his prick.

When Mrs. Claus heard of this tryst, Her reaction was not very nice, With the whip from his sleigh, His plump butt she did flay, Then said, “He won’t do this twice!”

Santa, feigning shame and remorse, Begged her not to file for divorce, But that night in the toolshed, He took on Comet and Cupid, And a dwarf who was hung like a horse.