Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Saturday in the park I wish it was the Fourth of July Saturday in the park I wish it was the Fourth of July People running, people hashing A hare throwing flour Singing bawdy songs

Can you dig it (yes, I can) And I’ve been waiting such a long time For Saturday

Saturday in the park You’d wish it was the Fourth of July Saturday in the park You’d wish it was the Fourth of July People shiverin, really freezin A hare laying true trail Running from us all Will you help him lay the trail Can you lay it (yes, I can) And I’ve been waiting such a long time For today

Slow drunken runners fly the colours of the day A drunk man still can lay trail his own way Listen children you are not lost All are not lost

Freezing days in the park Every day’s the Fourth of July Freezing days in the park Every day’s the Fourth of July Hashers drinking, hashers groping A real celebration Waiting for us all If we want it, really want it Can you down down (yes, I can) And I’ve been waiting such a long time For the day

THE SERENITY PRAYER

GOD, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

Courage to change the things I can, and a half-mind to know the difference.

Living ONE RUN AT A TIME; enjoying one trail at a time; Accepting hardship as the pathway through shiggy.

Running, as the hare did, this sinful route as it is, not as I would have it.

Trusting that He will make all checks right if I surrender to His markings;

That I may be reasonably happy in this pack, and supremely happy with Hashing forever in the next. On-On