Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Seven nervous days, I’ve waited for results, Seven lonely nights I’ve stayed away from you, I never could have guessed, I had no idea, That you’d given me a dose of gonorrhea.

CHORUS: Oh my darling I’m crying, Boo-hoo poor me, ‘Cause the doctor’s prescribing Penicillin for me.

You said you were drunk, Now does that make it right? I think you’re a lousy skunk, To sleep with a transvestite.

Said you couldn’t tell, It was very hard to find, So you thought what the hell, And rammed it up behind.

I knew I had a dose, ‘Cause it hurts when I pee, If you ever come close, I’ll cut off your willie.

I never felt so shy, You caused me so much strife, But now it’s your turn to cry, ‘Cause you gotta tell your wife.

LAST CHORUS: Oh my darling you’re crying, Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, Now the doctor’s prescribing Penicillin for you too.