Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4, probably composed by Austin hashers

In the town of Shiner in the Lone Star State, They’re brewing a beer that tastes really great, Makes me want to masturbate. Oh, I love Shiner Beer, Grab yourself a fist of lard, Work it up nice and hard, Shoot your jism ‘cross the yard. Oh, I love Shiner Beer.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, tastes so good, Yes, yes, yes, like I knew it would, Take advice from this old corner, It don’t matter if you’re a loner, Go ahead and cop that boner, If you got Shiner Beer. All you ladies everywhere, Hold onto your underwear, Shiner makes you lose your cares, Oh, I love Shiner Beer.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, tastes so good Yes, yes, yes, like I knew it would, (slowly) Shiner, the best beer brewed in the cunt-tree.