SHORTCUTTER'S SONG
Tune: Suicide is Painless (from the movie M.A.S.H.)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
By Gopher
Through a hungover fog I see, Visions of a hash to be. The on-in site comes clear to me, I’ll run straight there whit childish glee. ‘cause
Shortcutters are shameless The on-in site they hope they’ll guess but they come in dead last usually I ran through a BT today To catch the hares I hoped and prayed. The bastards went the other way and I came in last, what’s left to say But
Shortcutters are shameless, The on-in site we hope we’ll guess but we come in dead last usually Now all these beers have slowed me down, and made my belly full and round shortcutting’s the path I’ve found so sing a song and I’ll drink it down! ‘cause
Shortcutters are shameless The on-in site I hoped I’d guess but I came in dead last as you see and you can short cut with me if you please