Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Once there was a time that we’d fuck all night, Now any more than once a month, no way, I’m always asking for a little extra, But you shy away and say, “Oh, not today.”

CHORUS: ‘Cause you’ve got Singha cock, Some girls have all the luck, They get it day and night for weeks on end, But you won’t look at me, It’s really sad to see, What that limp Singha cock has done to me.

I used to worry about another woman, Who was taking you away from me, But then I learned the cause of your deflation, Wasn’t someone else sat on your knee.

CHORUS: It was that Singha cock, etc …

So boys as you swig upon that bottle, Please remember what we have to say, If you want to play when you go home horny, Push that one last bottle out of the way.

CHORUS: Or you’ll get Singha cock, etc …

HASH HOLIDAYS

And so this is Christmas And so this is Hashmas Bad King Hashmas Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire Chipmunks Redeux Christmas Carol Deck the Halls Eddie the Horny Reindeer End of the World Fellatio Navidad Good King Bateson Hallelujah Chorus Hark! The Hashing Horn Have an Erection Here’s the Season His Nuts Holiday Song I Caught Three Hares I Saw Three Dots I Want a Keg of Murphy’s Stout for Christmas I’m Dreaming of a Right Christmas It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis Jingle Balls (I) Jingle Balls (II) Jingle Balls (III) Let it Glow Merry Hashmas Monster Hash Next Thanksgiving Night of the Full Moon Nine Daze of Christmas Oh Everclear Oh Kennedy Oh Toilet Bowl Ozzy the Red Nosed Hasher Politically Correct Santa Restroom Door Said “Gentlemen” Rudolph the Red Knobbed Reindeer Rusty Car Santa Claus Is Coming to Town Santa Limericks Satanic Bells Silent Night ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Twelve Days of Christmas (I) Twelve Days of Christmas (II) Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear We Three Kings We Three Queens We Wish You a Drunken Christmas While the Kiwis Shagged Whips and Chains White Hashmas Winter Wonderland Wonder Where I Am Yass, Yass, Yass