SIT ON MY FACE AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME

Tune: Same, from Monty Python (copyrighted material)

General Circle Universal Explicit

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too. I love it when you oralize, When I’m between your thighs, You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you truly. Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine, If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play, ‘Til we’re blown away!

SQUARE DANCE

Up with the petticoat, Down with the pants, In with the pecker, Everyone dance. Girls with the rags on, Up against the wall. Guys with hardons, Promenade the hall. Gals grab your partners, Firmly by the balls. Make him holler, make him shout, Put your pretty ass, up against his snout. First lady go, second lady pass, third lady’s finger up the fourth man’s ass. Finger out, promenade the hall, Now release the poor gent’s balls. Then down with the petticoat, up with the pants, for this is the end of the Old Square Dance.

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