SMOKING WIENER
Tune: Rubber Ducky (Sesame Street)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Smoking Wiener (can replace with Hare’s name), you’re the one, You make hashtime lots of fun, Smoking Wiener, I’m awfully fond of you;
Woh woh, bee doh!
Smoking Wiener, joy of joys, When I squeeze you, you make noise! Smoking Wiener, you’re my very best fuck, it’s true!
Doo doo doo doooo, doo doo
CHORUS: Every day when I Make my way to the tubby I find a hung fella who’s Cute and bloody and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Smoking Wiener, you’re so fine And I’m lucky that you’re mine Smoking Wiener, I’m awfully fond of you.
Smoking Wiener, you’re so fine And I’m lucky that you’re mine Smoking Wiener, I’m awfully fond of - Smoking Wiener, I’d like a whole pond of - Smoking Wiener, I’m awfully fond of you!
Do doo, be doo