SPANISH GUITAR
Tune: same as for "Marriage a la Mode" in the Sweet Lovin' section,
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
above From the songbook of the 44th TFS, Kadena Air Base, Japan
Oh, the first port of call was Aden, Aden, Where the girls wouldn’t fuck, but we made ‘em, made ‘em, Two dollars you pay, for a bang-up each way, And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
CHORUS: Hi-ziggy-ziggy, fuck a little piggy sideways, swish, swish, My idea of a woman is a big fat whore, Shit-bang, fuck-stick, Two dollars you pay for a bang-up each way, And a tune on a Spanish guitar, plink, plink, plink.
Oh, the next port of call was Boston, Boston, Where the girls wouldn’t fuck, but we forced ‘em, forced ‘em, Two dollars you pay, for a bang-up each way, And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
Oh, the next port of call was Malta, Malta, Where the girls wouldn’t fuck, but oughta, oughta, Two dollars you pay, for a bang-up each way, And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
Oh, the next port of call was Suwon, Suwon, Where the girls would do it for two won, two won, Two dollars you pay, for a bang-up each way, And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing:
Oh, the next port of call was Takhli, Takhli, Where the girls would do it for free, for free, Two dollars you pay, for a bang-up each way, And a tune on a Spanish guitar, singing: