Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Forest Hump, Kiss My HHH

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight I gotta get my social life right I’m so scared somebody might see me here Singing lewd songs and guzzling beer I got to a check and looked around A nice pair caught my eye as she bound When she runs they’re all jiggly and swingy They do somethin’ real special for my thingy

Drunks to the left of me Wankers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you

Though she’s covered in shiggy and mud And her legs are dripping with blood Almost all would consider her a hag But I’d love to give her a shag I got called in the circle I regret For a private party with a harriette I finally convinced her to go to bed Now I think I see foam on my head

Drunks to the left of me Wankers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you

Well if it wasn’t for that beggar’s lice Her ass would sure feel nice I dig her curves and the way it swings But when I grab her my hand just stings Yeah the beer’s goin down with a smile This circle’s been going for a while I think it’s even longer than the trail Damn, I’d sure like to get me some tail

Drunks to the left of me Wankers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you

Yes I sucked on her toes for an hour Though they tasted quite bitter and sour I should probably feel shame and disgrace But I’m hoping that she’ll sit on my face Yeah my life’s changed since I joined the harriers I seemed to have torn down all former barriers Screwing anything has become my reality It won’t be long before I do bestiality

Drunks to the left of me Wankers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you

Well drink it down down down down down Drink it down down down down down