Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Malibog’s version of the Thai classic (see “Suckanya” in the Famous Harriettes section)

I’m so young and you’re so old, You’ve had a baby I’ve been told, I don’t care what my friends say, I’ll pay your bar-fine anyway. You and I shall never part, Here’s three thousand, for a start.

Oh, please play with me - Suckanna

In Pussycat I found you there, Blowing BOF - why should I care? And five mates on Wanchai Hash, Told me you gave them a rash. For your tonsils to align, It’s your contract - I must sign.

Oh, please stay with me - Suckanna

Thrills I get when you hold it close, Oh Suckanna you’re the most, I love you but do you love me, Oh Suckanna keep blowing me. I love you with all my heart, But don’t bite off my private part.

Oh, please keep sucking me - Suckanna.

You moved in, you trashed my car, In Neptune’s you’re still the star, You go out most every night, Come home at noon, oh what a sight. In your heart I’ll always stay, As long as I can pay and pay.

Oh, please what about me - Suckanna

Now your flip mates are living here, They just bitch and drink my beer, I don’t mind some beer to shout, But today they threw me out. All I ask is one more suck, You just say I’m out of luck.

Oh, please go down on me - Suckanna.

Hold me darling, hold it close, Oh Suckanna your the most, You gave me the clap and now you’re cold My motorcycle you just sold. You say its fair, it’s like a fee, To pay the bill for wanking me, I loved you with all my heart, But you don’t just bite my my private part.

OH! please go easy on me - Suckanna

Got you a job in this fair town, Again you took me for a clown, You’re too busy for a date, Till you found you’re three months late. I’ve loved you for all this time, But my right palm I must shine.

Oh please, it wasn’t me - Suckanna.

Legionnaires, I’ll volunteer, Or maybe I could turn queer, I’m at a loss, I must admit, How to get out of all this shit. I could just run to anywhere, But now she says there’s two in there.

Oh please, have mercy on me - Suckanna.

My ETC, you cleaned out, Now I know what it’s all about, But you say you can’t marry me, ‘Cause I’d be husband number three. Oh god damn - what rotten luck, Thought I was a real dead duck.

Oh, please marry me - Suckanna.

Its okay, a false alarm, But my girl ain’t lost her charm, She didn’t do it, just to me, Half the Hash thought they should flee. But do you think that we could part? She would miss my golden heart.

Oh, please keep fleecing me - just Suckanna … Oh, please - Suckanna … Oh, please - Suckanna …