Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

You wake up in the morning in a terrible rage, Your mouth, it feels like an unswept cage, You’ve got lead in your pants, you’ve got fluff in your brains, You’ve got sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins. You’ve got sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins, Sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins, The agony goes but the order remains, You’ve got sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins.

Your legs, your realize, are far from limber, Your teeth, they chatter like a baby marimba, You call the doctor, and he explains, You’ve got sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins.

You’ve got sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins, Sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins, You’re full of genital and vascular pains, You’ve got sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins.

We call in the specialists from all the nations, The say you have the usual complications, The sunstroke loses, and the syphilis gains; And for the rest of your life you’ll have varicose veins.

Sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins, Sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins, You feel like your water’s cut off at the mains, When you’ve got sunstroke, syphilis, and varicose veins.