Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Mommy’s Dear Ass, jHavelina HHH

Take me out to the Gang Bang, I like sex with a crowd, Three-somes and more-somes are truly grand, Use your tongue, your dick or a hand, ‘Cuz it’s shoot, shoot, shoot your hot cream, If you don’t cum, Oh Gol’ Dang, For it’s one, two, Let’s fuck her BLUE At the Ol’ Gang Bang!

THE TRIANGLE Recitation for Three Hashers

(one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv, (together) Three Hashers of quite different intentions. (one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv, (together) Seeking sex in three different directions.

(hetero) I love with a will girls from Sydney to Dover, (homo) I loved with a Will till Will said it was over, (perv) I loved with Will, Wilhelmina, Junior, and Rover, (one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv. (one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv, (together) As we search for this, that, or the other, (one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv, (together) It’s so strange, we’re from the same mother.

(hetero) I once fancied a Harriette brim full of beer, (homo) I once fancied our G.M., he had a nice rear, (perv) I remember the fellow, I came in his ear, (one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv. (one by one) I’m normal, Informal, Who knows? (together) All for one, one for all, up your nose, You can number us all amongst those, Who give thanks for the age of permission.

(hetero) I once had a Harriette who was lovely to lick, (homo) I once tried a Harriette, but she made me feel sick, (perv) I once knew a Harriette who liked horses’ dicks, (one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv.

(one by one) He’s staid, They’re depraved, He’s the end, (together) Getting kicks in our different manners, We’re ourselves so why should we pretend? We live and let live so why ban us? (hetero) I once had an affair with a pretty Kathleen, (homo) I’m not into royalty, but my lover’s a queen, (perv) I got mine stuck in a vending machine, (one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv.

(one by one) I like girls, I like guys, I like sex, (together) Our threesome is gruesome though sensual, Not knowing quite who to do next, To fulfill all our latent potential.

(hetero) Is life a bright flower simply there for the plucking? (homo) Or a ripe juicy banana awaiting a sucking? (perv) I don’t care what it is, I’m just here for the fucking, (one by one) I’m hetero, I’m homo, I’m a perv.