Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

From Jacksing, by Sharkey Ward

If you go down to the woods today, You’re in for a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today, You’ll never believe your eyes. ‘Cause Mum and Dad are having a screw, Uncle Frank is having a wank, And Auntie D is having it off with Granddad.

Those angel bears have come on their bikes, All dressed in their leather gear. There’s gallons of scrumps all green with lumps, And horrible Watney’s beer. Now one of ‘em downed a pint of it quick, And then was promptly horribly sick, And filled up Paddington Bear’s new wellies.