Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Prodigy, New York City HHH

I’m riding in the car, Caffeine in my veins! Tub Slut’s at the wheel, And he’s holding all the reins! I’m sitting in the back, I’m ready to hurl! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!

Well my tent’s put up and it’s Lookin’ mighty fine! Access Denied, he’s after my behind. Never seen his dick, it might have a curl! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!

Well I got me my beer, I got me old condom! Flirting with the men, Gonna do some rockin’! Virgin I’m not, I’m ready to whirl! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl! (NO MUSIC BREAK)

Well I’m running on trail, Someone yells, “ON ON!” I’m dashing through the Meadow and I step on a fawn! I scream like a banshee, My nerves unfurled! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!

Make it to the On In and yell, “Where’s the beer!” Forced to do a down down for Bungling the deer. What can I say? I ain’t no pearl! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!

Well I got me my beer, I got me old condom! Flirting with the men, Gonna do some rockin’! Virgin I’m not, I’m ready to whirl! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl! (2 ROUND BREAK)

Well the talent’s mighty strong, Emcee yells, “You’re on!” I torture you buttheads with this Dippy song. I gave it a shot, I gave it a twirl! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!

It’s getting close to midnight, And we’re naked to our shoes. Temperature is dropping, Peckers shrinking out of view Pour me a beer, I’ve lost my hue! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!

Well I got me my beer, I got me old condom! Flirting with the men, Gonna do some rockin’! Virgin I’m not, I’m ready to whirl! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl! (2 ROUND BREAK)

It’s early in the morning and my Head’s real sore. I’m sorry for the men who didn’t Get to score. Out the tent I stagger, I’m looking mighty haggard! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!

Well the car’s packed up, Time to say bye-bye. But it won’t be forever so don’t You cry. HONG KONG IN ‘97!! Give the Commies a ride! (PAUSE) Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!

Well I got me my beer, I got me old condom! Flirting with the men, Gonna do some rockin’! Virgin I’m not, I’m ready to whirl! Thank God I’m a Hashing Girl!