FART, The
Tune: Mademoiselle from Armentieres
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
From Jacksing, by Sharkey Ward
There was an old lady of eighty-two, parlez-vous, There was an old lady of eighty-two, parlez-vous, There was an old lady of eighty-two, Did a fart but missed the loo, inky, pinky, parlez-vous.
The fart went rolling down the street, parlez-vous, The fart went rolling down the street, parlez-vous, The fart went rolling down the street, Knocked a copper off his feet, inky, pinky, parlez-vous.
The copper got out his rusty pistol, parlez-vous, The copper got out his rusty pistol, parlez-vous, The copper got out his rusty pistol, Shot the fart from here to Bristol, inky, pinky, parlez-vous.
Bristol Rovers playing at home, parlez-vous, Bristol Rovers playing at home, parlez-vous, Bristol Rovers playing at home, Kicked the fart from here to Rome, inky, pinky, parlez-vous.
Julius Caesar drinking gin, parlez-vous, Julius Caesar drinking gin, parlez-vous, Julius Caesar drinking gin, Opened his gob and the fart went in, inky, pinky, parlez-vous.
The fart went rolling down his spine, parlez-vous, The fart went rolling down his spine, parlez-vous, The fart went rolling down his spine, Knocked his ballocks out of line, inky, pinky, parlez-vous.