Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak HHH

You’re leaving us, hasher, And so it’s farewell But maybe you’ll come back, To hash, who can tell ?

And though there is no one to blame, You’re leaving town, Will trails ever be the same again? It’s the final down-down …

You’ve run through the shiggy, Still your cock [tits] stood tall Slurped your drinks like a piggy Fucked the harriettes [hasher chaps] all.

With so many check points to go And trails to be found I’m sure that we’ll all miss you so. It’s the final down-down …

You’re leaving, you bastard, May you shortcut to hell, And screw fallen women [hashers] And the devil as well.

And now you’ve run your last hash trail So drink it all down, Will hashing e’er be the same again? It’s the final down-down …